Another quickie but goodie
Nermal (of Garfield fame)
Remember the cutest kitten in the world?
Nermal was a constant pain in the butt to Garfield. So much so, that Garfield was constantly trying to mail him to the faraway land of Abu Dhabi.
So you can just come up with a classic costume (slutty or not, your choice) and then put fake postage on yourself addressed to Abu Dhabi.
To add a nice touch, you can enhance your eyelashes to get that adorable blinking action that Nermal does so well.
Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?
So you are saying you are a classy lady who likes Halloween but does not enjoy dressing like a slut? Well, I will disagree with you and suggest that you go to Halloween parties dressed as a slutty mouse, but I will respect your wishes and give you an elegant option.
Carmen Sandiego, the classy lady of mystery. She is a world renown international jewel thief who drinks champagne and eludes capture. I remember playing the Camrne Sandiego game on my Apple computer when I was a wee lad. I was too old to watch the television show but not too old to have the theme song stuck in my head as I type this.
What do you need
(1) long brunette hair
(2) red trench coat (probably can find something at a second hand store)
(3) something classy to wear underneath the trench coat
(4) a big red hat
(5) gloves (optional)
